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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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