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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
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