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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!
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