Welcome!
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
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