Welcome!
Where do religious school children practice
sports?
In the prayground!
Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
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